pursuit of happiness dude
I avoid speaking your name in conversation,
throwing it to the air as if it were nothing
more than an assumption of you; it is my last
mode of defence. The last item of clothing
to discard before I realise I’m naked in public.Because they can hear it in my voice. I know.
Even in that one short syllable that means
everything and nothing; your name is as common
as you are rare. As easy as you are not.
As simple as love should be, but never is.But when I’m alone, I tie my tongue softly
round the familiar sound, as if pronouncing
with conviction the phonetics of desire
will cause time to pause just long enough
for the earth to hear me naming my loss.
Tania De Rozario, “A Hundred Ways To Say Your Name” (via larmoyante)
(Source: larmoyante)
“Drop the bass, Skrillex!”
But Skrillex doesn’t drop the bass. Instead, he clutches it in his hands, unable to let it go, dooming the fate of the world in his greed.
“Drop the bass, Skrillex,” repeats a desperate Samwise Gamgee, “please.”
OH MY GOSH WHY
Oh god yes
(Source: gunxshots)
Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”
oh my god yes
(Source: forever-young2508)
Spongebob - I Don’t Like
the notes bruh
lmfaooooooooo
OMG Stephanie will die